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DEAR DEMOCRATIC PARTY…. Ok, I get it now. After 8 years of having that gross feeling in your stomach; that churning combination of nausea and bile that frothed its way to your throat every time someone even thought the name George Bush-it sucks. I know this now because I have for the first time shared in this pain. Here we are, on the verge of literally the best presidential election we have had in a CENTURY (no disrespect meant to the 1976 Carter/Ford campaigns they totally threw the most raging caucuses….respect), and the democrats somehow find a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. I mean here we were, an honorable member of the old guard to the right, wrapped in patriotism and true experience vs the young progressive candidate to the left-literally the first lefty to garner my attention in my now somewhat older and more jaded lifetime. A guy who was accused on Fox News of being “too smart to run this country”. True Story! Elitist? No kidding a guy running for president is an elitist. And I’m sure Beelzebub Clinton spent her youth picking strawberries with a migrant workforce right? I actually WATCHED 3 of the democratic debates this year (sorry dad it’s true)! And what do the democrats do? They start jumping off the airplane right as it’s taking off! Seriously, the guy is winning by a landslide and all the sudden the party becomes indecisive? They’re like, “oh hey you know what? I kind of like this megalomaniac with a femullet after all! I mean sure, she has repeatedly threatened to sue the United States to ratify votes she received illegally, sure she plays a political game that made Carl Rove retire rather than deal with her general election, suuuure her major constituency consists of retired people, the unemployed and women from 35-50, suuuure she called Obama a terrorist….F it! We don’t care because she has the kiiiindest eyes we have ever seen!” Seriously guys what is wrong with you! Pennsylvania we are through! And don’t act like it wasn’t you Philadelphia I know it was. Now I know what you’re going to say. Bullshit! NH democrats voted for Hillary too. Let me share a bit of geographical information with you. If you live in NH and are a Democrat you are retarded to begin with. That’s like Hoss from Rawhide deciding to join the Green Party. Just doesn’t add up. So anyways….as I was saying I was sitting there throwing up in my mouth reading the delegate counts when I realized what was REALLY going on here. I have to say dems I’m proud of you! I didn’t know you guys could be so mean spirited and vindictive, so full of the proverbial piss and vinegar to pull something like this off. You guys know that Sauron (D) NY is the kryptonite of the republican party. You know we kind of like Obama. So what is this? It’s payback for the suffering you guys have been put through for the last 8 years! You are going to drag this out, and go to bed happy every night knowing your yang counterparts are going to be sweating it out in their evil republican fortresses. You are going to make us think EVERY DAY until election that you really might jump on the sword just to spite us. Then after it is all said and done you are going to pick the correct candidate. Right guys?……..Guys?

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